![]() ![]() “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.” – Lynda Montgomery ‘The Restaurant at the End of the Universe’ (1980) It has been built on the fragmented remains of…it will be built on the fragmented.that is to say it will have been built by this time, and indeed has been –” “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the entire history of catering. “Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.” ‘We’ll take in a quick bit at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.’”ĭouglas Adams, ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ (1979) ‘Er, well, yes, a little peckish, I suppose,’ said Arthur. “’Hey, Earthman? You hungry kid?’ said Zaphod’s voice. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.”ĭouglas Adams, ‘Life, The Universe and Everything’ (1982) “Bistromathics….The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. It’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.” The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.” “I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. “The finest landscape in the world is improved by a good inn in the foreground.” “Never eat at a place called ‘Moms’, but if the only other place in town has a sign that says ‘Eats’, go back to Moms.” Trouble is, it’s difficult to say ‘Heimlich maneuver’ when you’re choking to death.”Įddie Izzard, British comedian. “If you’re choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, ‘Heimlich maneuver,’ and all will be well. Something always goes wrong with the cheese souffle.” – Edmund G. And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either. “When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone. “When you go to a restaurant, the less you know about what happens in the kitchen, the more you enjoy your meal.” – Jeffrey Wright The sign said ‘Breakfast Anytime.’ So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright “Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” – Henry Youngman A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. military official Colonel Sanders.” – Jimmy Fallon on Saturday Night Live The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. “In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. “A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.” – Morey Amsterdam The headwaiter said, ‘Don’t I know you?’” – Rod Schmidt ![]() “I went to a fancy french restaurant called Deja Vu. And I said, I gotta use that one.” – Paul Simon There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. “I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. Every table had an argument going.” – George Carlin “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.” – Bryan Miller “If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. “The disparity between a restaurant’s price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.” – Bryan Miller It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.” – Erma Bombeck ![]() “I don’t know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It said, ‘Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. “I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. “When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome… and then, of course, you spoke.” – Helen Hunt in “As Good As It Gets” “There are advantages to being a star though – you can always get a table in a full restaurant.” – Ingrid Bergman “A restaurant is a fantasy-a kind of living fantasy in which diners are the most important members of the cast.” – Warner LeRoy Here is a list of 73 famous quotes on restaurants that will inspire you and make you laugh. ![]()
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